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Currently Watching: Parks And Rec

Currently Jamming To: Jessica (Feat Ezra Koenig) by Major Lazer

Current Projects: I'm trying to write a book! If you like editing, or want to read little bits of it, contact me!

OTPs: Johnlock, Viclock, Mystrade, Spones, Spirk, Stucky, Cherik

Favorite Movie:The Grand Budapest Hotel

Favorite Shows: BBC Sherlock, Star Trek TOS

I write! Send me Johnlock prompts or cool AUs! I'll try to get to them, but I have a really bad habit of forgetting things!

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FUN FACT: After Pope Gregory IX associated cats with devil worship, cats throughout Europe were exterminated in droves. This sudden lack of cats led to the spread of disease because infected rats ran free. The most devastating of these diseases, the Bubonic Plague, killed 100 million people.

WASN'T THAT A FUN FACT


❝You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... Oh, fuck it.
Ava (Gina) Brown || 14 || USA

This is a horrible Fandom Blog, consisting of Sherlock, Star Trek, Marvel, and Ezra Koenig.

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Shootbadcabbies did this comission for me a couple weeks ago and I will never get over how cute these little babies are. It’s based on my little ficlet that is here.

officialunitedstates:

smokey the bear cradles the embers of a extinguished fire in his thick hairy arms, gently caressing and rocking them as a soft bear lullaby echoes from his throat

thexth:

maybe ben c did a bunch of photostock photos before he started getting proper acting jobs. like maybe there’s pictures of a young ben c looking quizzically at a watermelon. laughing with a salad. talking angrily and animatedly on a telephone

vicktortrevor:

yeah ok it was warranted

vicktortrevor:

yeah ok it was warranted


Most people blunder around this city and all they see are streets and shops and cars, but when you walk with Sherlock Holmes you see the battlefield.

Most people blunder around this city and all they see are streets and shops and cars, but when you walk with Sherlock Holmes you see the battlefield.

thetwelfthpanda:

One surprisingly PDA couple

thetwelfthpanda:

One surprisingly PDA couple

mycroft sending mary love letters in morse code

sherolck:

the real reason that mycroft didnt go to the wedding is because he wishes that he was the one marrying mary

mountstar:

Types of matter

Sunday, September 14th 222,412 notes
NICE

sherolck:

marycroft 2k14

talesofhomestucks:

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

they were confused because there weren’t any bone titties

talesofhomestucks:

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

they were confused because there weren’t any bone titties

Sunday, September 14th 143,445 notes
WOW

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