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Currently Watching: Parks And Rec

Currently Jamming To: Jessica (Feat Ezra Koenig) by Major Lazer

Current Projects: I'm trying to write a book! If you like editing, or want to read little bits of it, contact me!

OTPs: Johnlock, Viclock, Mystrade, Spones, Spirk, Stucky, Cherik

Favorite Movie:The Grand Budapest Hotel

Favorite Shows: BBC Sherlock, Star Trek TOS

I write! Send me Johnlock prompts or cool AUs! I'll try to get to them, but I have a really bad habit of forgetting things!

Tracking; officialtribble

Friends;

Networks;

I have far more followers than I deserve.

Promo me and I'll send you Johnlock smut lmfao.

You're the bomb.com okay don't let anyone tell you anything different! Feel free to talk to me I'm really lame but I can be cool sometimes soooo yeah.

If I'm following you please tag blood or gore! I'm such a baby okay thank you.

Sometimes I get in a bitchy mood and post anti-fandom things! If you get offended or upset by that, please blacklist "#wank for ts" and '#mean post for ts'. If you don't want to see my personal statuses, blacklist '#personal'.

FUN FACT: After Pope Gregory IX associated cats with devil worship, cats throughout Europe were exterminated in droves. This sudden lack of cats led to the spread of disease because infected rats ran free. The most devastating of these diseases, the Bubonic Plague, killed 100 million people.

WASN'T THAT A FUN FACT


❝You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... Oh, fuck it.
Ava (Gina) Brown || 14 || USA

This is a horrible Fandom Blog, consisting of Sherlock, Star Trek, Marvel, and Ezra Koenig.

officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

strawberrylaced:

places to visit:

  • Casablanca, Morocco
  • Valencia, Spain
  • Moretta, Italy
  • Hammond, Indiana
  • Fraiture, Belgium
me
chitzybitch:

U know she dead

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

me

if actions speak louder than words
you speak so softly, my dear

our hands were made in pairs for a reason

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 


I love this so much.

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

I love this so much.

Happy K/S Day!

hbbits:

Fortune  favors  the  brave,  dude.

ME
other

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

my fav

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

astudyindetectives:

Mycroft just signed your blog.
Sherlock’s | John’s | Moriarty’s | Molly’s
Original signature credit: x

astudyindetectives:

Mycroft just signed your blog.

Sherlock’s | John’s | Moriarty’s | Molly’s

Original signature credit: x

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me