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Currently Watching: Parks And Rec

Currently Jamming To: Jessica (Feat Ezra Koenig) by Major Lazer

Current Projects: I'm trying to write a book! If you like editing, or want to read little bits of it, contact me!

OTPs: Johnlock, Viclock, Mystrade, Spones, Spirk, Stucky, Cherik

Favorite Movie:The Grand Budapest Hotel

Favorite Shows: BBC Sherlock, Star Trek TOS

I write! Send me Johnlock prompts or cool AUs! I'll try to get to them, but I have a really bad habit of forgetting things!

Tracking; officialtribble



I have far more followers than I deserve.

Promo me and I'll send you Johnlock smut lmfao.

You're the okay don't let anyone tell you anything different! Feel free to talk to me I'm really lame but I can be cool sometimes soooo yeah.

If I'm following you please tag blood or gore! I'm such a baby okay thank you.

Sometimes I get in a bitchy mood and post anti-fandom things! If you get offended or upset by that, please blacklist "#wank for ts" and '#mean post for ts'. If you don't want to see my personal statuses, blacklist '#personal'.

FUN FACT: After Pope Gregory IX associated cats with devil worship, cats throughout Europe were exterminated in droves. This sudden lack of cats led to the spread of disease because infected rats ran free. The most devastating of these diseases, the Bubonic Plague, killed 100 million people.


❝You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... Oh, fuck it.
Ava (Gina) Brown || 14 || USA

This is a horrible Fandom Blog, consisting of Sherlock, Star Trek, Marvel, and Ezra Koenig.

Happy K/S Day!


Fortune  favors  the  brave,  dude.



u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

my fav


switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover


Mycroft just signed your blog.
Sherlock’s | John’s | Moriarty’s | Molly’s
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Mycroft just signed your blog.

Sherlock’s | John’s | Moriarty’s | Molly’s

Original signature credit: x




where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

khansdildo replied to your post:
sigh cause i do not have instagram but u got kik ;)

Kik a dog dik

whykhan replied to your post:
what’s up?

like I don’t have time 2 go on tumblr because of highschool atm. I haven’t went on my personal computer in ages.

I’m laigjing no one even cares about magneususnnsnssn whatsver his name is everyones juts in thsi show for the gay

I’m going to have to set up a queue this weekend this is getting ridiculous. If ur a close friend or mutual i have two instagrams that are always updated: my personal @/avasbrown and my spam @/ezra.jpeg so yeah


a prayer circle for ben c’s hair