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FUN FACT:After Pope Gregory IX associated cats with devil worship, cats throughout Europe were exterminated in droves. This sudden lack of cats led to the spread of disease because infected rats ran free. The most devastating of these diseases, the Bubonic Plague, killed 100 million people.
❝You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... Oh, fuck it.❞
navy recruiter: son do you want to join the us navy
me: well, gee, sir, I don’t think so
navy recruiter: what is holding you back
me: I dont have any muscles
navy recruiter: thats is ok. we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels. mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed. for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry